In our continued effort here at Lorenzo Kincade to preserve the Milkshake we offer another in our series of Milkshake Stories. Man swaddles up into my soda fountain and wanders to the side wall. Jacks his right boot up against the wall and runs his hand through his greasy, stylish
Written By James Andre Fontaine The setup for the room is simple, but it took some planning to figure out how it would all work. Mostly this is ‘learn as you go,’ but there are a few things worth noting. The room itself is 15’ by 20’, which is substantial.
This Milkshake Awareness story is written by The Spaced Invader This is my milkshake drinking straw I drink milkshakes with this straw I looked up and down the train but there was hardly anybody on it and it never even changed no matter how many damn times I looked. There
This is a Milkshake story. It was written by Tyrone and is dedicated to the Milkshake Preservation Society. Thank you for reading it if you read it. Carl wandered a mile into town. It was hot, he was sweaty and the back of his neck was dirty. He bit off
Standing at the counter, the man ordered a milkshake to go. It was packed up in a styrofoam cup with a plastic lid and a plastic straw, wrapper still on the straw. The man with the milkshake walked to the park, a mere one block away and sat on a
This is a story written by Tyrone. It is dedicated to her. It is just a love story. If you read it, thank you for reading it. The High Plain of Loneliness "It’s like I just keep pouring water into a glass, but it must be going out
This is a story written by Tyrone. Thank you for reading if you it. The accident left Rose blind and mute. Cletus didn’t hardly suffer but for a few broken bones. The two were driving back from their Honeymoon when it happened, not too far, just out west a
Last week I humbly brought to your attention The Catcher in the Rye and vomit-inducing author J.D. Salinger. This week we're sticking with the era, more or less, and the country and bringing you another one of the more over-rated books you'll likely
This is a story written by Tyrone. Thank you for reading it if you read it. The Dead in the Desert “Blood dries up pretty fast in the sand.” “You suppose I shouldn’t have shot ‘em.” “Not in the gut. Now he’s just gonna die.” Arthur Powell stared
The following was written by James Andre Fontaine Back some time ago I was fortunate enough to visit Oxford University. During my stay there I was given access to their library and spent countless hours in the stacks digging through their tens of thousands of books. I came across one
This is a short story dedicated to pigs and written by Tyrone Thank you for reading it, if you take the time to read it. "I hate to do this to you. Just hate it. But I can't help myself when I get like this. And really,
This was written by James Andre Fontaine Name: James Andre Fontaine Nationality: British National (Specifically: British Protected Person) Occupation: Professional Age: 42 Height: 5’9” Weight: 10 Stone Religion: Catholic Ethnicity: Caucasian Current Residence: Unites States of America J getting dressed James Andre Fontaine puts on his gray Brunello Cucinelli